In the lunch line. Long mothafucking lunch line.
…been listening to heavy music for so much time, I forgot how nice it was to just put on The Smiths and chill the fuck out.
At school, I have a pretty big problem listening in on cholos lives. It’s fucking interesting to hear about their guns and their drugs and their bitches. Fucking queers.
No. Nicotine!!!! NOOOOOW!
About to get a facial from my girlfriend.
Think of that above phrase any way you want. It’s happening. Added to the fact she’s given me a manicure and a pedicure, my manliness is slowly deteriorating.
My fucking god...
Starting to realize the fact…every troll comic on Tumblr is from 9GAG. Congratulations, idiots.